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earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(via gwenlightened)

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

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qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

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wannajoke:

Girls Posing Guide

wannajoke:

Girls Posing Guide

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amerlcanscareparel:

u call me dumb?? i have straight A

u call me lame??? i am cool ass heck B)

u call me gay????? well

(via poodlepunk)

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holdmyhand1d:

ask-peter-pan:

merewuf:

pupa-pan:

ask-peter-pan:

andrew-jason:

Every Tumblr user who reblogs this will get their URL immortalized in a journal and I will give it to Peter Pan himself when I’m in Disney World this Summer! :D

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oH HELL YES,

This is kind of amazing.

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i cant scroll pass this

i literally cannot

(via breakingstride)

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  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*
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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

(via poodlepunk)

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queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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(via major-of-the-drums)

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